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[Saturday]
Ion is in a relationship with Maria.
Maria is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this).
Maria is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Maria and Ion like this).

[Maria is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Maria attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending].
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group “Betivanii satului”.
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Betie la crasma”. (Crasmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: “suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat”.
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Maria’s Wall.
Maria finished attending Vasile.
Maria set her status to: “Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma pot trezi maine sa merg la biserica”
Vasile commented to Maria’s status “Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica viitoare”

[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminica” (Popa satului, Parintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this).
Betivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminica” because of it’s interference with the event “Betia de duminica” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this).
Popa satului and Popa P*rno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana andcClopotaru’ like this).
[Monday]
Maria set her status to: “La spovedit…”.
Ion commented on Maria’s status: “Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?”.
Maria also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane ca esti prost”.
Popa satului also commented on Maria’s status: ” smile) smile)” (Primarul satului likes this).

Vaca lu’ Maria set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
Maria commented to Vaca lu’ Maria status: “Ioi ce proasta îs, am uitat sa te mulg. Dupa spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pana atunci” (Vaca lu’ Maria likes this).
Primarul satului added “spaga” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this).
Sefu de Post set his status to: “La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul”.
Primarul satului is now attending “Puscaria”. (Bebita sapunaru’ and all his friends like this)
[Tuesday]
Maria set her status to “Watching “fermier caut mireasa”, so fuck off”.
Vaca lu’ Maria exploded. (Ion likes this)
Maria commented: “vaaaaiii… o murit vaca… am uitat s-o mulg… ma omoara tata cand se întoarce de la crasma”.

Popa satului also commented: “super, înca o înmormantare pe saptamana asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa P*rno likes this).
Popa satului added “Praying” and “P*rn” to his activities (Popa P*rno andParintele Iosif like this).
Popa satului, Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this).
[Wednesday]
Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)
Tata lu` Maria posted on Maria’s Wall: “Ce ai facut cu vaca? Te omor”
Tata lu` Maria killed Marie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu` Maria is now attending “Puscaria” along with Primarul Satului
Maria is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)

Vaca lu’ Maria is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)

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