Facebook la romani

<div class="entry-content clearfix"><pre id="line283"><b>Facebook la romani</b></pre><br /> <b>[Saturday]</b><br /> Ion is in a relationship with Maria.<br /> Maria is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this).<br /> Maria is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Maria and Ion like this).<br /> <br /> [Maria is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Maria attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending].<br /> Ion is now single.<br /> Ion was invited to join group “Betivanii satului”.<br /> Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Betie la crasma”. (Crasmarul likes this)<br /> Ion set his status to: “suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat”.<br /> Ion is now drunk and pissed on Maria’s Wall.<br /> Maria finished attending Vasile.<br /> Maria set her status to: “Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma pot trezi maine sa merg la biserica”<br /> Vasile commented to Maria’s status “Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica viitoare”<br /> <br /> <b>[Sunday]</b><br /> Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminica” (Popa satului, Parintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this).<br /> Betivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminica” because of it’s interference with the event “Betia de duminica” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this).<br /> Popa satului and Popa P*rno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana andcClopotaru’ like this).<br /> <b>[Monday]</b><br /> Maria set her status to: “La spovedit…”.<br /> Ion commented on Maria’s status: “Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?”.<br /> Maria also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane ca esti prost”.<br /> Popa satului also commented on Maria’s status: ” smile) smile)” (Primarul satului likes this).<br /> <br /> Vaca lu’ Maria set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”<br /> Maria commented to Vaca lu’ Maria status: “Ioi ce proasta îs, am uitat sa te mulg. Dupa spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pana atunci” (Vaca lu’ Maria likes this).<br /> Primarul satului added “spaga” and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this).<br /> Sefu de Post set his status to: “La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul”.<br /> Primarul satului is now attending “Puscaria”. (Bebita sapunaru’ and all his friends like this)<br /> <b>[Tuesday]</b><br /> Maria set her status to “Watching “fermier caut mireasa”, so fuck off”.<br /> Vaca lu’ Maria exploded. (Ion likes this)<br /> Maria commented: “vaaaaiii… o murit vaca… am uitat s-o mulg… ma omoara tata cand se întoarce de la crasma”.<br /> <br /> Popa satului also commented: “super, înca o înmormantare pe saptamana asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa P*rno likes this).<br /> Popa satului added “Praying” and “P*rn” to his activities (Popa P*rno andParintele Iosif like this).<br /> Popa satului, Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this).<br /> <b>[Wednesday]</b><br /> Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)<br /> Tata lu` Maria posted on Maria’s Wall: “Ce ai facut cu vaca? Te omor”<br /> Tata lu` Maria killed Marie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)<br /> Tata lu` Maria is now attending “Puscaria” along with Primarul Satului<br /> Maria is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)<br /> <br /> Vaca lu’ Maria is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)</div>

Facebook la romani

Facebook la romani [Saturday] Ion is in a relationship with Maria. Maria is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Sat...

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Facebook emoticons – Emoticoane pentru Facebook

<div class="post-11816 post type-post hentry category-funny category-interesant category-poze category-uncategorized category-util tag-funny tag-interesant tag-poze tag-util" id="post-11816"><div class="post-headline"><h2> Facebook emoticons – Emoticoane pentru Facebook</h2><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxZYLZ9GCKNmP-5yUh9jPr7-ZblNO1_waX3amaDcTVDrrTZkouw7WfryAKuqzDAaVflv_SBgmja0FtlsJZfNWuVYzYdAuoZrWsFI-ESJij74HNHuoQlq633ozVjB4kne0ZhWwTsBJhN_w/s1600/emoticoane-facebook.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="555" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxZYLZ9GCKNmP-5yUh9jPr7-ZblNO1_waX3amaDcTVDrrTZkouw7WfryAKuqzDAaVflv_SBgmja0FtlsJZfNWuVYzYdAuoZrWsFI-ESJij74HNHuoQlq633ozVjB4kne0ZhWwTsBJhN_w/s640/emoticoane-facebook.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><h2> </h2></div><div class="post-bodycopy clearfix"><br /> <br /> <b>Facebook emoticons – Emoticoane pentru Facebook:</b><br /> <table border="0" cellspacing="1px" class="emo_table" style="margin-left: 15px;"><tbody> <tr class="emo_top"> <th></th> <th align="left">Emoticon</th> <th align="left">Name</th> <th align="left"><br /> </th> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="25"></td> <td></td> <td>smile</td> <td>:-) :) :] =)</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>tongue</td> <td>:-P :P :-p :p =P</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>wink</td> <td>;-) ;)</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>grin</td> <td>:-D :D =D</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>curly lips</td> <td>:3</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>kiss</td> <td>:-* :*</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>grumpy</td> <td>>:( >:-(</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>glasses</td> <td>8-) 8) B-) B)</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>sunglasses</td> <td>8-| 8| B-| B|</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>upset</td> <td>>:O >:-O >:o >:-o</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>confused</td> <td>o.O O.o</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>shark</td> <td>(^^^)</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>gasp</td> <td>:-O :O :-o :o</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>pacman</td> <td>:v</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>squint</td> <td>-_-</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>devil</td> <td>3:) 3:-)</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>unsure</td> <td>:/ :-/ :\ :-\</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>frown</td> <td>:-( :( :[ =(</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>cry</td> <td>:'(</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>Chris Putnam</td> <td>:putnam:</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>robot</td> <td>:|]</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>heart</td> <td><3</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>angel</td> <td>O:) O:-)</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>kiki</td> <td>^_^</td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td>penguin</td> <td><(“)</td> </tr> </tbody> </table></div></div>

Facebook emoticons – Emoticoane pentru Facebook

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Cum trimit mesaj mass pe Facebook

<div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><div style="text-align: justify;">1. Intra pe pagina principala www.facebook.com. In stanga sus o sa gasesti linkul Friends si dai clic pe el.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=7169494900004385250" name="more"></a><br /> <br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">2. Clic pe <b>+ Create a List</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">3. Dupa  deschiderea  fereastrei cu toti prietenii listati introdu in bara de adresa a browserului codul urmator si apoi apasa enter:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">javascript:elms=document.getElementById('friends').getElementsByTagName('li');for(var fid in elms){if(typeof elms[fid] === 'object'){fs.click(elms[fid]);}}</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">Se vor selecta automat toti prietenii.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">4. Clic pe <b>Create List</b>. Acum va trebui sa astepti pana se incarca.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">Acum poti crea un mesaj nou, iar la destinatar sa scrii numele listei create anterior.</div><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Trimite mesaj mass pe Facebook, mass pe facebook, cum dau mass, trimit mesaj la toti prietenii din lista pe facebook</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><b><br /> </b></div></div><br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.targovetul.info/2010/11/trimite-mesaj-mass-pe-facebook.html#ixzz19nUHB75t" style="color: #003399;"></a></div></div>

Cum trimit mesaj mass pe Facebook

1. Intra pe pagina principala www.facebook.com. In stanga sus o sa gasesti linkul Friends si dai clic pe el. 2. Clic pe + Create a List...

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Cum sa faci o aplicatie de Facebook!

<div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><div style="text-align: justify;">1. Clic pe http://apps.facebook.com/myphrases/</div><div style="text-align: justify;">2. Clic pe butonul <b>+ Create my application!</b>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">3. Application Name - Numele aplicatiei</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Description - Descrierea aplicatiei</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Main image - Incarcati imaginea ce va marca aplicatia</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Application Language - Alegeti limba in care este scrisa aplicatia</div><div style="text-align: justify;">E-mail - Adresa dvs. de e-mail</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Application Type - Aici puteti alege tipul aplicatiei pe care doriti s-o creati Phrases App. sau Images App. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">In functie de tipul ales vor aparea diferite otiuni de personalizare a aplicatiei, intrebarile raspunsurile s.a. Totul este foarte intuitiv si simplu de uramt, dar cel mai importat este ca accesand din nou linkul http://apps.facebook.com/myphrases/ dupa ce creati si testati aplicatia o puteti edita si modifica eventualele greseli.</div><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.targovetul.info/2010/11/cum-sa-faci-o-aplicatie-de-facebook.html#ixzz19nSrFZXc" style="color: #003399;"></a></div></div>

Cum sa faci o aplicatie de Facebook!

1. Clic pe http://apps.facebook.com/myphrases/ 2. Clic pe butonul + Create my application! . 3. Application Name - Numele aplicatiei Descrip...

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TOP statusuri interesante pentru Facebook

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TOP statusuri interesante pentru Facebook

is wondering how blind people dream. is wondering: if quizzes are quizzical, then tests are…? is wondering why a “fat chance” and a “slim ...

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